Your luck really dried up to find yourself here, didn't it?

Climb to the top of The Old Stipe in this gravity-bending roguelite collectathon! No Goblin in living memory has succeeded. But you're different, clever. Modify your moveset, overcome your arcade addiction, seek all the upgrades you can find.

Survive the climb, and perhaps you'll discover the secret Night Grotto left buried in the clouds above...

ABANDON ISAAC NEWTON

Manipulate geometry to your whims and snag some coins along the way. No one ever really liked gravity or apples anyways.

COLLECT PECULIAR TRINKETS

Coin Vacuum? Two Left Feet? The Cosmic Brick? Use these strange objects to modify your moveset.

ENJOY THE ARCADE

Spend your hard-earned coins on the machines and earn tickets for some juicy upgrades! Sometimes we all need a break from the climb.

SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH VIOLENCE

Kick, bomb, and parry your way to victory as you challenge the Stipe's machinations. Everything in this ever-shifting realm wants you dead.

THE 2000s ARE BACK

Gravity Goblins is a retro styled fever dream. Get immersed in nostalgic visuals while enjoying an original experimental soundtrack.